My
girl is a big fan of Kapil Sharma. Her words "Oh he's so funny. he's so
cute". Obviously he is funny, that's the reason for his popularity. Now
let me tell you a story of me trying to act funny and her responses.
It happened last morning, I was texting her. Btw we live in different parts of the country.
Girl: Good morning honey.
Me: Good morning! So early? Was there an earthquake?
Girl: Stop joking. Why haven't you slept yet? Busy chatting with your stupid girls ah?
Me: Eh! Hell no! I was reading the KFC chicken receipe. Gonna prepare this weekend and this is gonna be legendary!
Girl: Please not now. Prepare when I go out there!
Me: God knows when you gonna come here. Will prepare then too honey.
Girl: I know somebody must be coming. One of your stupid girls. I will myself go to KFC today and enjoy the original one. You enjoy with your duplicate!!
Me: That's okay dr!
I slept off...
The same afternoon, I was awaiting for my office cab at the bus stop. I thought to text her.
Me: Take care, ready to board the cab
Girl: Okies. Me at KFC Having ginger burger and "babaji ka thullu" for you. Came with a friend on his bike
Me: Okay, me too.. but a ginger tea.. I did not know that they started making burgers without chicken and with ginger. Last time I had, it was zinger burger.
Girl: Whatever. Don't piss me now
I didn't reply. After 10 minutes:
Girl: Angry kya??:(
Me: nah! Remember the KFC ad, the guy sitting on his bike and having the burger blissfully. So I thought not to disturb you. Enjoy your zinger burger oops sorry, ginger burger.
Girl: Grrr.. I will throw you from the topmost building in India
Me: Accha!! And where is that? Which place and name, please?
For like 10 minutes, there was no response.
Me: What happened dear? Google search is not working kya?
Girl: Grr.. Will throw you from Qutub minar and also a bucket of chilled water.. Now don't talk to me.. katti
Girl: My brain is quiet faster than internet.. Samjhe!!
Me: Accha!! Quiet or quite???? Btw if you throw me from qutub minar and then throw a bucket of water, will the water really affect me?? Means will it really fall on top of me?? Gravity etc...
Me: Oyeee
Me: Are you there?
Me: Tring Tring
After 10 minutes....
Girl: Happy Deepawali
Moral of the Story: A girl can be a big fan of Kapil Sharma, however she will never tolerate even 0.1% of such humour in her own life.
It happened last morning, I was texting her. Btw we live in different parts of the country.
Girl: Good morning honey.
Me: Good morning! So early? Was there an earthquake?
Girl: Stop joking. Why haven't you slept yet? Busy chatting with your stupid girls ah?
Me: Eh! Hell no! I was reading the KFC chicken receipe. Gonna prepare this weekend and this is gonna be legendary!
Girl: Please not now. Prepare when I go out there!
Me: God knows when you gonna come here. Will prepare then too honey.
Girl: I know somebody must be coming. One of your stupid girls. I will myself go to KFC today and enjoy the original one. You enjoy with your duplicate!!
Me: That's okay dr!
I slept off...
The same afternoon, I was awaiting for my office cab at the bus stop. I thought to text her.
Me: Take care, ready to board the cab
Girl: Okies. Me at KFC Having ginger burger and "babaji ka thullu" for you. Came with a friend on his bike
Me: Okay, me too.. but a ginger tea.. I did not know that they started making burgers without chicken and with ginger. Last time I had, it was zinger burger.
Girl: Whatever. Don't piss me now
I didn't reply. After 10 minutes:
Girl: Angry kya??:(
Me: nah! Remember the KFC ad, the guy sitting on his bike and having the burger blissfully. So I thought not to disturb you. Enjoy your zinger burger oops sorry, ginger burger.
Girl: Grrr.. I will throw you from the topmost building in India
Me: Accha!! And where is that? Which place and name, please?
For like 10 minutes, there was no response.
Me: What happened dear? Google search is not working kya?
Girl: Grr.. Will throw you from Qutub minar and also a bucket of chilled water.. Now don't talk to me.. katti
Girl: My brain is quiet faster than internet.. Samjhe!!
Me: Accha!! Quiet or quite???? Btw if you throw me from qutub minar and then throw a bucket of water, will the water really affect me?? Means will it really fall on top of me?? Gravity etc...
Me: Oyeee
Me: Are you there?
Me: Tring Tring
After 10 minutes....
Girl: Happy Deepawali
Moral of the Story: A girl can be a big fan of Kapil Sharma, however she will never tolerate even 0.1% of such humour in her own life.
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